The Elder Gods are coming and everyone is doomed!

Time to grab your copy of the Necronomicon and prepare yourself. If you’re especially devoted and really lucky the Elder Gods might just devour you before anyone else.

Now lets all chant together: “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

Read the rest of this awesome and invaluable tract over at TSAT!