This awesome monstrosity is called the Absolutely Ridiculous Burger. It’s a 3-foot-tall, 338-pound, 540,00-calorie edible behemoth that contains 36 pounds of cheese, 30 pounds of bacon, 15 pounds of lettuce, and 30 pounds of tomatoes.
It’s now available for mail order from Mallie’s Sports Bar in Southgate, Michigan. You’ll need a forklift and $2,000 plus shipping, but, as owner/chef Steve Mallie points out, it’ll be more than enough food. “If you figure the average hamburger is a half-pound, going by that ratio you could serve, you know, 700 people.”
[via Kempt and Insanewiches]
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*clutches chest* My arteries… MY ARTERIES. GACK. *dies* #visuallyTransmittedCholesterols
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I WANT ONE! AND HAVE FAMILY THAT LIVES RIGHT NEAR THIS PLACE! =D
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Can I get 12 diet cokes with that?
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I was there a couple weeks ago! Shit is f’real and I want it. They also have a ten pound contest one!
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