15 posts tagged Evil
15 posts tagged Evil
Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats - Cats love the regular Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, but it takes a special cat to wear the Evil Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. Turns your kitty into the Johnny Cash of cat unicorns.
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Check out these fantastic Death Star Lollipops! There’s no need mess about with shield generators on Endor and sending a Rebel fleet into the Death Star when you can just pop it into your mouth and destroy it yourself. Yum!
These geeky treats are made by Priscilla in Salt Lake City, Utah, who custom-makes all sorts of seriously awesome suckers and sells them through her Etsy shop, designer lollipop. Be sure to visit her store to check out the rest of her tasty creations.
It was around this time last year that Maika, co-editor of the Geyser of Awesome, created her first Cthulhumas tree using a bunch of our Chtulhu tentacles, blue string lights, silver garland, a plush Cthulhu, and just the right amount of eldritch chanting.
Knowing the Great Old Ones would be expecting a tribute at least as nice as last year’s effort, Maika created a second Cthulhumas tree this year, building on the original design with the addition of more lights, three dozen Finger Tentacles, and some Terrified B-Movie Victims.
Don’t leave small pets or children alone around this tree. Those frightened little figures won’t satisfy it for long.
Merry Cthulhumas one and all. May the Elder Gods continue to sleep soundly.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
Source Flickr / liquidnight
We love this Cthulhu Lives shirt by Melita Curphy. From the beautifully detailed suckers on the tentacles (waiting to drain souls the souls of the innocent) to the overwhelming look of malevolence that emanates from its ocular orbs, this is a Cthulhu that will not be messed with. In other words, the perfect item of clothing for all your family events this holiday season!
The Avenging Narwhal, with his whale body and unicorn horn, has long struggled with his looks. He had to deal with the constant teasing and bullying from the clique of adorable penguins that ruled the school. This went on for years, but the narwhal did nothing except suffer in silence. Then, senior year during a study hall, the narwhal intercepted a note intended for a penguin and discovered the penguin conspiracy to take over the world. It seems they were using a propaganda campaign, nature documentaries and animated films, to make the world think they were harmless, when really each penguin was a megalomaniacal genius intent on full control of humans.
The Narwhal has since made it his duty to crush the penguins’ plans by piercing them with his magical tusk and culling their numbers to stave off their evil plans. So while your friends and neighbors talk about how cute penguins are and how they look like they’re wearing tiny suits, you’ll know that the true friend of the world is the homely, but heroic, Avenging Narwhal, who has sacrificed his life to ending the penguin scourge.
Do you ever find yourself looking at ordinary inanimate objects and wondering how they might behave if Dr. Frankenstein were to come along and give them life? Clearly we aren’t the only ones:
“New York City based artist and designer Jason Freeny shows the metamorphosis of a normal run-of-the-mill bathroom plunger changing into a fierce ankle-biting monster with his awesome hand sculpted life-size piece titled Industrial Evolution.”
Considering the unpleasant business for which plungers are generally used, we aren’t the least bit surprised to see one turn into a vicious monster. Visit Jason Freeny’s Facebook page to view the complete series of design and production photos.
[via Laughing Squid]
That’s right, it’s a Necronomicon pizza and you can learn how to make your own, if you dare, by following the instructions provided here.
Just make sure to eat every last bite before it devours your soul.
[via That’s Nerdalicious!]