The inestimably awesome Sir Patrick Stewart took this fantastic self-portrait in which he fashioned a piece of pink cotton candy into a fabulous mustache. We’re speechless with glee.

And if that wasn’t enough to put a smile on your face, click here to see him molding a larger piece of cotton candy into another self-portrait.

[via Neatorama]

We post this not only to celebrate the brilliance of the idea of electric socks, but also to let you know that cartoonist/hilarious person Michael Kupperman is now on Tumblr. 

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Thanks to breakdownclown, we all get to see this amazing “not lost” advertisement for Ambrose or ‘Beefy’ the pug seen on the streets of Portland. Things that may help you recognize Ambrose:

• Plays by his own rules and apologizes to no man. Or dog.
• Will do anything for some sweet potato. I mean ANYTHING.
• Has a gorgeous, flowing tongue, akin to the tongue of a majestic giraffe. 

You can follow ‘Beefy’ and his majestic tongue on Instagram.

[via breakdownclown & wombatarama]

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Our Lemon Shark Juicer is circling you, ready to strike! (And squeeze juice from lemons.)

A Redditor named Tillamook spent his day off from work making these incredible awesome giant cardboard robot arms.

“Spent my day off putting together cardboard robot arms. A day well spent.”

We couldn’t agree more. Next we’d like to see Tillamook and a friend facing off while both wearing a pair of these amazing appendages. Giant cardboard robot arm battle!

[via DVICE]

Yes, you’ll look adorable while you’re eating a Mustache Lollipop. 

As fans of awesome tattoos (and temporary tattoos) this playful forearm piece caught our eye and made us do a double-take. It depicts a character named Monkey D. Luffy from the anime/manga series One Piece using one of his special powers. This is this Gear Third state, in which Luffy “uses air inflated into his bone structure to attack with massive limbs and strength…” The clever use of the tattoo bearer’s actual hand is awesome.

[via Geekologie]

The Bacon Lollipop is the perfect way to satisfy your sweet tooth and savory tooth. There is such a thing as a savory tooth, right? Just one of the many bacon goodies available in the bacon gift shop.